Online Traffic School

Note to self: stop speeding.

Working on online traffic school. It's actually quite amusing. I read through reviews of each of my options and when one had multiple messages describing the site as "hilarious," I signed up.

Nothing like waking up to a funny driving school.

Favorite Quotes:

- "So, we know we're supposed to not be angry while driving."

- "On the off chance that you were taught a lesson by a tailgater behind you and it changed your life, then we don't have to worry about you anymore, do we? Still, consider yourself the exception, not the rule."

- "Example 3: You get in an argument with your spouse and drive off in the car mad. Oh, this one's a bummer. But remember, you're free! (At least until you come back home)."

- "If your spouse had to come along, well, try to impress him/her with your calm driving while s/he knows you are obviously enraged. You can think to yourself: "Ha, I'll bet if s/he was driving right now, we'd get in a collision. It's a good thing one of us isn't crazy."

- "Don't make obscene gestures. Do you feel fulfilled after you do this? Or kind of stupid? Pay attention to the part that feels kind of stupid."

Quiz question:
You can reduce the hazards of multitasking while driving by:
A. Putting on your makeup while waiting for the light to turn green, rather than while moving.
B. Asking other drivers or pedestrians for directions so you don't have to look at the map while driving
C. Trying to take an extra 15 minutes to apply makeup, make phone calls, and consult maps before leaving home.
D. By using the computer while driving
E. By talking on the cell phone while driving


- "Okay, so you've become a regular saint behind the wheel. Congratulations."

- "Think about this: According to the California Department of Motor Vehicles, a person driving at a low speed of 15 miles per hour who stops suddenly can hit the windshield with the same force of impact as a fall from a two story building. With a seatbelt on, you never have to know what that feels like."

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Special. I'll let you know how it goes.

Today:
Job Search.
The Joys of Room Cleaning.
Finish Traffic School.
Hair Cut.

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Pretty enthralling