I know my color wheel...

Purple shampoo is not going to fix this.

What I need is blue. Blue toner. Blue anything. I wanted to try Kool-Aid. Zak threatened to tell our grandkids about it if I did.

Needless to say, I am not attempting to neutralize my orange hair with blue Kool-Aid. Although, it worked great when I was a kid. Once I had a pink streak for three weeks. Or at least some of my friends did. Or.. the kids I wanted to be friends with had a pink streak. I wore floor length floral dresses. With built-in jean vests.

The point is, if I put blue on this pumpkin, it might at least turn brown. Blue and orange are complementary colors. It's science. Or the color wheel. Are colors science or art?

I'm not going to try it with Kool-Aid. Yet.

For now, feel free to revel in my foolery. I was going for ash blonde. I ended up with Jack.

-O lantern, that is.